So, if you've come here from my signature, I'm guessing you want to learn about that free shit. Well it's really easy. And I swear on my turtle's life, this isn't a scam. I've gotten one thing from it, but damn it was worth it. Now all you have to do is sign up. (I suggest making a new e-mail so your current one doesn't get spammed.) Now after you sign up, just complete free surveys and get points. And for every ten points you get, I get two free ones. Not from your ten, just out of fucking no where. And you can do this too and watch the points start racking up. And I believe that the more people you refer, the more points you get from the points they earn. As stated before, this is NOT fake. I know some asshat is gonna come in here and be like "LOL U FALE DAT IZ FAYK" Well that's great you say it's fake, but you know what? IT ISN'T. Stop being a noob and try it. Thanks,and earn points, bitches.

HI.......After many years of intense training and research, I have found that Pico, a boy who is quite famous here on NG, may be a keeper of time. You see, as time gets shorter, there are different units. For example, there are milliseconds, nanoseconds, and even shorter than that, is picoseconds. (A picosecond is one trillionth of a second) Now, I believe that Pico has the ability to control time. Think about it. In a flash game here on Newgrounds called Pico's School, whenever Pico perishes from a gunshot wound or a massive pen0r from a goth kid, he has the ability to go back in time. And, does any other character have to ability to go back in time, AND have a unit of time named after them? I thought not.Please tell me your thoughts on this. If you don't believe me about the picoseconds, I can prove it. http://www.merriam-webster.com/diction ary/picoseconds ...................I'm so alone.....

Ok, Newgrounds, I don't have much time. I can only tell you this. When life gets you down (which I'm sure happens a lot since you go on NG) just remember, there's still a little place, call NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWGROUNDS! Wait, what?

IT's probably not gonna be very good, because it's only a Stick movie, but I'm working on it! Expect to see it under judgment on April 20th.